What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

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What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

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What's funny about using a shake weight? It resembles masturbating with a penis.

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a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

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I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

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What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he said get the fuck out the way!

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

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Why did the black man buy watermlons? Because a new local super market just opened and they were on sale.

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why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

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A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

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Roses are red, Violets are BLACK!

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Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

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I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

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yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

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The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

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*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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A guy walks into a bar, but a metal bar, he hurts his head, he goes to the hospital to get an x-ray, Turns out he hard a brain tumor, He died the next day,

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retaarded guy? A. Your retarded

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the little pink lady joke: There once was a little pink lady who lived in a little pink house. One day, she was in her little pink bed when her little pink doorbell rang. So she gets out of her little pink bed, puts on her little pink slippers, crosses her little pink room, openes her little pink door, goes down her little pink hallway, goes down her little pink stairs, and to her little pink door. She openes her little pink door, and there is a postman standing on her little pink mat. The postman says: "Does Mr Green live here?" The little pink lady said: "No." So she closes her little pink door, goes back up her little pink staircase, down her little pink corridor, into her little pink room, takes off her little pink slippers and hops into her little pink bed. Then her little pink doorbell rings again. So she gets out of her little pink bed, puts on her little pink slippers, crosses her little pink room, openes her little pink door, goes down her little pink hallway, goes down her little pink stairs, and to her little pink door. She openes her little pink door, and there is a postman standing on her little pink mat. The postman says: "Does Mr White live here?" The little pink lady said: "No." So she closes her little pink door, goes back up her little pink staircase, down her little pink corridor, into her little pink room, takes off her little pink slippers and hops into her little pink bed. And then her little pink doorbell rings again. So she gets out of her little pink bed, puts on her little pink slippers, crosses her little pink room, openes her little pink door, goes down her little pink hallway, goes down her little pink stairs, and to her little pink door. She openes her little pink door, and there is a postman standing on her little pink mat. The postman says: "Does Mr Brown live here?" The little pink lady said: "No." So she closes her little pink door, goes back up her little pink staircase, down her little pink corridor, into her little pink room, takes off her little pink slippers and hops into her little pink bed. Finally, its breakfast time, so the little pink lady gets out of her little pink bed, puts on her little pink slippers, goes out of her little pink room and to her little pink kitchen. Inside, there are 3 men. 2 are eating cheerios, 1 is eating an apple. This proves that cheerios are more popular than apples!

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knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

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A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

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