What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

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A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

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one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

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Why did spock look in the toilet he was concerned with his poop

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

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What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

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A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

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What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

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What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

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Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

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TELL

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-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

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What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

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What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

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knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

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what did meredith and nick have in common an i

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Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

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Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

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baby seal walks into a club

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I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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