- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

What happens when you throw a midget off of a tall building? It dies and the people below get midget on them

Why did the black man wash up on shore? He was on a boating trip, deep sea fishing, with some close friends from high school. About half of a mile off shore his ship crashed and sunk to the bottom of the ocean. Sadly, not everyone lived this through this tragic accident. This man was one of them.

James' father died from being overweight. The next day in the mail, James received a coupon for Skinny's garcinia cambogia pills to help him lost weight. Simply put, it was not a good day for James.

What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What did the hungry man do? He ate.

Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

a man said hi.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

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