Dusters blow stuff.

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knock knock no ones home

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

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What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A airline passenger.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

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This is not a joke

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Why Did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

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OIO

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why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

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So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

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"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

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What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

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a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

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Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

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what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

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Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

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What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

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no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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