Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

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A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

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Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

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Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

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HEY YOU!!!!

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what do jews like the most? money, because they're all greedy fat nosed cunts

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Why was the dog hairless? I lied, it was a pig.

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Doctor, I am afraid of doctors, I dont even dare seek them up. Janitor: Thats quite apparent... Dr.Moral:

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Q: whats the differences between a bra and the canucks?? A: a bra has two cups

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How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

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I was sitting next to a man with jelly in one ear and peanut butter in the other, so I turned to him and said "Are you a trifle deaf?" and he said "No, I'm mentally ill."

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

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What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

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#Cutforbieber - Cole g.

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my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

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you know whats funny... nothing.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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