What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

Roses are red Here is something new Violets are violet NOT FUCKING BLUE

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

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How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

A man walks into work and massacres 20 due to a mental illness.

Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

Look whos talking Matt Critchley

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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