Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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Your sex life.

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Why did Billy drop his ice-cream? He got stabbed multiple times

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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Roses are black Violets are black Grass is blac- Oh wait, it's night time. I'll be back in 12 hours.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

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Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

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What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

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Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

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A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

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Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

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What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

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How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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You know what's catchy? A cold

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whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

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Smeg...

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

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pee

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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