A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

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why did katy fall off her bike?

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Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

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Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

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two men are sitting in a desk next to each other learning math when the equation 22+1 came up. the frist man says to the second, "24" and they both giggled. the second guy then slips his lips over the the first guy and whispers, "hey, i just thought of something funnier than 24" to which the first replies with a slight of laughter, "lemme hear it." so the second says with laughter "25".

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What's blue? The sky.

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your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

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Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

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Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

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Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

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what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

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what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

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Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

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What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

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Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

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Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

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Hitler

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whats brown and sticky? shit

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How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"*heavy breath, heavy breath*

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Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

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whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

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Anti Joke

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