- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. somebody recognizes him and immidiately asks for his autograph

Poop swing

What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut.

Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

Roses are red Violets are blue, I am sorry... But you have terminal cancer and are probably going to die in about 3 months

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

How many dead babies does it take to paint the side of a building? I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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