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Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

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which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

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Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

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Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

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what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

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Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

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- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

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Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

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How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

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A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Why did the Korean shoot the dog? Unfortunately, the dog was suffering from a severe mental trauma it had sustained when it by got hit by a car. This caused the dog to be extremely aggressive and it ruthlessly attacked a 5-year old girl playing in the street. The Korean who was coming home from a day out hunting in the woods saw the girl and shot the dog from long range to save the girl's life. The man was later thanked by the girl's family.

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A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

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When life gives you lemons, you are most likely in the fruit section of the grocery store.

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Did u hear what happened to that man with no arms and no legs who tried to play water polo? No, what happened He drowned....

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What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

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Your mom is so fat, it is unlikely that she will be able to survive the month without experimental liposuction and heart surgery, and even then her outlook is bleak. I am so sorry.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

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Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

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What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

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why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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