- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear something funny? Sure. Okay,cool

Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

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What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

Why didn't the boy eat his food? because he wasn't hungry.

whoa there

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

split your ass cheek

Lard and Liz lard,lard and Liz

what does a squid and a worm have in commen they both are animals

YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

Dan was friends with Dick. Dick likes to give massages to Dan. Dan's favorite is Dickie's special mixture. He will remember Dick, his favorite personal assisatant for life. CREEPER

knock knock who's there? it's I, your son. ....... what? dad let me in, it's cold! i don't have a son.... but.... i love you... get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

why harry potter, if he was a wizard?

Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

What did the homeless man give his friends for Christmas? More AIDS.

Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

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