A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

A man walks into work and massacres 20 due to a mental illness.

A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

Your mom is so poor, she can't afford nice clothing.

How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

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U mad?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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