- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

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An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

Why did the boy not turn in his homework? Because his pet ate it.

You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

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