What do you call a black airline pilot? Captain, you big racist.

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... Unless your colour blind.

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How do you make a momma bird not fly back to its nest? Burn it down!!

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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Charlie Sheen is winning

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What did Jean Luc Picard say to Data when he saw a broken Janome Overlocker? Make it Sew

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Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

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Why did Billy fail his math quiz? Because he's stupid.

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What did the athletic white boy say to the aids carrying African boy? Ha.

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What happens when two jews meet in the bus ? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it's not worth telling a joke about that.

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

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Knock knock Who's there? Honey, just let me in. This bloody game can't go on for an hour. I'm cold out here.

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The Game

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What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they are highly trained astronauts taking part in a multi-year space journey to explore part of the solar system that man has never dreamed to be feasible.

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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Why did the blonde have the biggest tits in 3rd grade? She's 21

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If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their firstborn child.

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What's the difference between basketball and an elephant? One's a sport and one's a large African animal.

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What happened when the man rubbed the magical lamp? Nothing.

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Why did John go outside? His house was on fire.

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Whats small, red and white, and would kill you if shot out of a cannon? A decapitated baby

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Why was the black man hand cuffed by a woman cop? Because they are a married couple who feel like role play will help spark their sex life again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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