Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

thumb_up thumb_down -11

shut up iggy

thumb_up thumb_down -11

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The entire population.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Two Jews walk into a bar. They have a lengthy discussion regarding the hardships their people have suffered throughout history. Eventually, the subject changes to which coffee franchise has the best blend. A clear, concise decision is never reached. They then are asked to leave the bar, as they have not ordered any drinks and the bar is for paying customers only.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What has three eyes, scales, seventeen stomachs, and can produce milk? Nothing. Nature has not yet evolved any animal to these specifications.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

thumb_up thumb_down -13

question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

thumb_up thumb_down -13

God

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why did the car cross the road? Green light

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow who, unlike his quiet friends back on the farm, enjoys to speak when others are nearly finished with their sentence.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops