How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

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Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

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You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

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What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

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whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

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Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

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People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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What do you call a new born baby ? Whatever name you and your partner have agreed upon after months of sifting through baby names.

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I told you it would happen

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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One day a man named Tyler put a picture of an Asian in his wallet and proceeded to call himself Asian even though he was of Caucasian. Then a theif pick pocketed his wallet and was confused.

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Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

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Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

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Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

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roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

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What's the difference between Michael J. Fox and a blender? Michael J. Fox is a successful actor starring in many movies, and a blender is a kitchen appliance.

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What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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