Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

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Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

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knock knock who's there no one

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Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

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Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

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Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

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How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

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Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

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Two Iranians walk into an airport They show their passports and proceed to fly to their home in Minnesota

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When I walk in the rain, I get wet

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I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

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A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

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Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

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You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

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What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

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What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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