- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

Potassium? K.

how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

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