- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a psychopath, that's why.

What's brown and sticky? The british econonic system from 2 May 1997 to 27 June 2007.

If Jimmy has $5, and he finds $20 on the street, how much money does Jim have? None. He was mugged by a black man.

What do you call two dog? dogs

Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

Whats Big, black, and in your moms underwesar? A snake that escaped from a pet store which is causing a lot of commotion in the local community. Meanwhile your mom is getting drilled by a big psycho who escaped the mental institution. JMM

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

Paper shield.

Q. What do you call cheese that's not yours? A. Stolen, you're under arrest.

Knock knock Who's there? Taco Taco who? Taco bell

Q: What's brown and looks like a weasel? A: A weasel.

I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant

Whats a welfare? Its what keeps you alive.

Guess what. I eat weed and smoke yogurt

Why did Jimmy fall out of the tree. Cause' I shot him.

If Michael Jackson was alive we would who cares he is dead

What do you call a man with one ear? A one-eared man.

A man walks into a bar, and spends all his money because he is an alchoholic.

two pigs in a bath one says to the other can you pass me the soap..the other replies..do I look like a typewriter!?

Women's rights

knock, knok who's there? ya ya who? yahoo

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