Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

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Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

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Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

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My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

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What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

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Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

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Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

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Kathy Griffin.

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why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

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What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

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why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Notice how Anti-Joke MISSPELLED "user", writing "uses" instead. Probably most of you didn't notice until I posted this :)

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why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

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did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

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What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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