- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

Why did the moogle cross the road? Kupo kupo kupopo!

why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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