What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

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lol

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long in the tooth!

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

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Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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Your Moma so fat, she would roll down a hill.

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where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

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Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

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What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

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Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

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What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

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Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

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How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

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Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

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An Asian man, a black man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They all buy the same drink, are charged the same price and say " We are all equal! " They then continue on with their days normaly.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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