Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

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What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

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What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them!!!

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Q: How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator? A: You open the door put the giraffe in and the close the door. Q: How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? A: You open the door to the refrigerator take the giraffe out then put the elephant in and close the door. Q: The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend but one, which one is it? A: The elephant it's in the fridge Q: You have to cross a river that is inhabited by crocodiles how do you cross it? A: You swim across, the crocodiles are at the animal conference.

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What is the best anti joke? Dunno cant think of one

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why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

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Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

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Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

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What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

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your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

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Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

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Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

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yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

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Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

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