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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

What can fly? Lots of things

What did the French-Italian couple name their child? Angelo Pierre Smith, giving tribute to the father's uncle Angelo, and the mother's great-grandfather, Pierre.

Whats black, white, and red all over? A severely beaten and bruised man who was found un conscience and robbed in a dark parking lot behind Dennys at 2 o'clock in the morning.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were belongs

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