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Went to a zoo there was a asian shouting GOOZILLA at the reptile house I said no 2 frickly pickles please He said helwo I'm wo pong th pow wice to weet you I said does he come with subtitles Old priest said no the said hello little boy want a mint I said oh thanks I'm not a boy I'm 19 Old priest said no no you can't have one of my special mints I said wait those mints have R's on them are the rainbow mints Old priest no there raspberry I said ok don't be a stranger Old priest said oh I will I said wait your THE PRIEST He said oh I'm just a priest looking for little boys I said no your dead now jumped 30 feet in the air sat on a bird dove into him bird went threw him we made a team promised to clean the world of evil only to find out that we killed the mother of all priest Bird said tweak tweak I said yeah let's hunt them all down Shall the be a part 2 you decide

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot of his head

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Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

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Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

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1.....2.....3.....boom you died

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Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

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whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

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A guy asked his Girlfriend to marry him. She said Hey! a Dump Truck! and the mental Boyfriend forgot all about the Proposal and was amazed by the Dump Truck.

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whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

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Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

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what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

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Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

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Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

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What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

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What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

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david your girlfriend has a nice ass

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Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

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What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

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why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

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refridgrator

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Two english guys meet at work

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