Wh did Steve Jobs invent the iPhone? Because he was smart.

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What did the president do for the people? ...

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Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

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why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

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why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

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What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

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Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

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Fucked thinking zero out of sub level -1 I hate Black Mexican Jews Born in China! But that does not make me a racist! I insist I am not a racist, there exists only two of them and they are both assholes... ...Or is that racist? :S NeroMetal: The ONLY Moralman aka the most pointless man in history not the "leader of Neronist whatever fuck I raped and killed that Faqq0t murderer, no fucking "Church Of Nero" There is no code embedded here... ...Or is that racist?:S

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When was George Washington born? Who the hell knows. He's older than dirt.

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What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

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Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side of his body? He has been taken to hospital and is in a critical state where his right side of his body can not be joined together. This is life threatning and he is now not able to walk

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What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

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Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

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Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

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What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

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What's poor and lives in Newry city council dump? Smelly mcD

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What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

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Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

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Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

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3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

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What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

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Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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