Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

What's blue? The sky.

A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

Justin Bieber.

Rigo your a stupid ass

A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

Look how far I can kick this bucket

I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

Hillary Clinton

why did katy fall off her bike?

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

Doctor, my husband tells me he doesn't like my figure .... That's irrelevant now, you've contracted a rare blood disease and will be dead within a month.

Anti Joke

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