What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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Roses are gold Violets are blue I am color blind

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Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

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What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rape them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rape him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rape him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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A Man walks in to a bar and orders a pint of lager, he notices something floating on the top of his drink so he calls over the bartender. "Excuse me, I think there's something in my dr-" The man's sentence was cut short as a man with a gun had just walked into the bar. He killed everyone, there were no survivors.

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Why couldnt the car move? It got blown up by a tank.

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why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

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A man scratches his ankle and says " my nuts are itchy" a woman looks at him questionly. realizing he had been watched, he lifted the bottom of his pant leg and showed to woman that he had stuffed his socks with pecans.

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children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

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Would anyone like to contribute to my slush fund?

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

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Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

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why did ryan go to bed? because he is a growing boy and need it to keep in line for his study's i lied about him sleeping hes dead he was abducted

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Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

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What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

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Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

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An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

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What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

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why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

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