what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

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an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

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yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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roses are red, violets are blue.

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Potassium? K.

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RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

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Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

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What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

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What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

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Why Did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold clima I guess this was just a waste of time.

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

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What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

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Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

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What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

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roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

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Penis

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Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

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Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

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Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

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