- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

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Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

James' father died from being overweight. The next day in the mail, James received a coupon for Skinny's garcinia cambogia pills to help him lost weight. Simply put, it was not a good day for James.

What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

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