Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

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What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

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how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

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Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

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there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

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ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

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Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

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If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

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What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

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what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

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What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

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Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

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A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

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two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

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What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

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Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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