- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

The joke below is absolute shit.

How do you upset an Mexican? Kill his entire family.

What did the children in India eat for dinner?

What is the difference between a girl and a boy? Well, a girl has two x-chromosones but a boy has and X and a Y chromosone.

There is a new film coming out, it is a re-make of "Fatal Attraction" The only difference is, it is about two tonnes of antimatter... [L]

bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

Whats worse then getting hit by a truck? Getting hit by a turkey!

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

A man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun. Then he returns it and leaves.

Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

What did the man at the haberdashery say? Six and seven-eighths, bub, six and seven-eighths.

What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

Why did the man cry when he went to the doctor? He has a terminal illness progressed to the point of cure and would die in 3 hours.

Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch

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