- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a jew walks into a bar!

What's white and capable of flash photography? A pony, I lied about the photography.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

Why did the man burn all the children? He was a psychopath.

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

What do a fish and a moose have in common? They both live under water, apart from the moose.

No, luke. I am your father. damnit

Why was the man sad? Cause his dog fell off a cliff

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Whats the different betweene a drugdealer and a cop? I dont know but i think they dont have the same wife.

What did the badger say to the mushroom? BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM MUSHROOM! BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER ARGH SNAKE! IT'S A SNAKE...

what's worse than finding mommy kissing santa clause ? slave trading

Why did Alice cross the road? Because she wasn't funny. At all. So the people on the other side of the road asked her to do so.

Whats worse than 1 bee sting... 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings... The hollacaust Whats worse than the hollacaust... 3 BEE STINGS!!!

What's similar between a boat and a plane? Both can fly except for the boat

Why couldnt the boy poop? Because he was staring right in his eye.

Your mom is so fat, that when she went to the doctor, the doctor told her she had Type II Diabetes.

A man walks into a bar. It was a salad bar, so he left.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What do men and women have in common? They're both respected members of society, besides women.

Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It died. Q: Why did the snake fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird. Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

"We all miss somebody a lot every now and then, its only human! But never give up, just keep reloading and firing until you hit that somebody!" Moral: Moral, answer me, MORAL MOOOOORAAAAAAAAL! DUN DU DURUN, DUN DUN DUN! gunshot (The moral section just because I love them red thumbs ^^)

What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

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