- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

What do you call this? A sentence in English.

Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

A polar bear walks into a bar, sits down, and says, "Can I have a.........................beer?" The bartender asks, "Why the large pause?" The bear responds, "I have a speech impediment"

A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase as a chicken its intulect this very low so walking in the middle of the street was it's 1st instest. Ther'for it crossed the road and made it to the other side safe. Now please don't ask me a stupid question like that again.

Why did the dog bite justin beiber? Why not?

A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

What do a woman and a female dog have in common? They were both annoying so I put them down.

What did the heart surgeon say to the brain surgeon? We are both surgeons

yo momma so fat. that shes fat

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

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