- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

Dylan is a person

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

Q: What did Yoda do at the end of star wars when he lost his light saber? A: He asked the prop guy if he had any more and he happened to have another and they went on with making the great film many still love today.

Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

Harry Styles

Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

Psychics.

We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

What do you call it when you lend money to a bison? Unitelligent, because bison do not have the ability to purchase things with money so it will most likely just eat the money.

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