If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"*heavy breath, heavy breath*

Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

What rhymes with shuck and starts with an f flamethrower

a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We don't know if he even did, how would we know why? There were no cameras at the intersection he crossed at. Therefor the question is unanswerable. Unless the chicken admits to it........ ........ Chickens can't talk.

why do i have a pain in my left side i dont know but im scared

What happens when Darth Vader farts? Nothing. Darth Vader's butt was burned off on the volcanic planet of Mustafar and he fell into a lava pit. Darth Vader has since started a program called Darth Vader's butt replacement research foundation. Please donate money today. You could be changing a buttless person's life. Thank you very much.

What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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