- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

Your momma so fat, she's fat

"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

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