- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

Q; What is green and eats rocks? A; The green rock eater... Q;What happens when you through a rock straight up in the north pole? A; The green rock eater eats it..

A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

What did a policeman say to his belly? Nothing. Because he knows his belly is incapable of speech.

why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why was the little girl happy? because she found an icecream cone

Q: How is a cloud like orange juice? A: Neither have wheels.

What's black, white and sings the intro theme song for "Thomas the Tank Engine" while tap-dancing? There probably isn't anything that does that.

Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

what do you call a rat with wings? an evolutionary masterpiece

why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

i have two hands.

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What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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