Last night, I awoke to the unsettling sound of an alarm. My initial thought was fire. However, after analyzing the situation, I realized that it was only my alarm clock. I turned off the alarm clock, and got out of bed. Then my brother walked in my room and hit me in the face with a toaster.

michael: How old do I look? stranger: about 68? How old are you? michael: I cant remember I have alzheimers. michael: How old do I look?

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

this kid named terry stockton lives in craig beach ohio is gay

Hello Braydon I am at home where are you?

Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

I am a women

Before Super Mario existed what did people play? Instruments.

When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids­­­."

Justin Bieber's mother.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Would anyone like to contribute to my slush fund?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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