- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock "who's there?" "me, the person who knocked..duh"

What do you call a dead baby lying in the road? A Tragedy

How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The inter- You have cancer

Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock

What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.

(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

What's worse than biting into a worm and finding an apple? Why would you bite into a worm?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting ran over by a truck.

What did the bartender say to the bugatti owner? "Don't drink and drive"

What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

"Want to hear something ironic?" ...he said to the deaf man.

When Kylie and Conner have a baby he will have a centimeter Schmeter!

Religion.

What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

Don't you hate it when your reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

There is a new film coming out, it is a re-make of "Fatal Attraction" The only difference is, it is about two tonnes of antimatter... [L]

How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

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*knock knock* "who's there?" "me, the person who knocked..duh"