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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

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What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it hit a poll and died of brain damage the next day

Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

What do you call a snail driving a boat? An accident waiting to happen.

Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Whats the difference between a field of corn and a dead body? The field of corn wasn't killed by severe blood loss and hemorrhaging after it was stabbed in the back, stomach and abdomen 27 times in 1987, where the escaped convicted serial killer buried it beside a river in Northern Dakota.

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

What do you call a car with a sunroof? A car.

Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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