uhyuyuyhyuuuhuyuhh rice crispies

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Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

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These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

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What is a man? A misserable little pile of shi... Moral: What is a man?

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga? one of them is a women the other one is not.

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Mum: Black or white iPod? Her Son: Black Please, it'll run faster.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

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My dog has no nose! Then how does he smell? Terrible!

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What's the difference between a black man and a bag of crap? Quite a bit. The black man is a human male of the Kingdom Animalia, while the bag is an inanimate object. The only similarity between them would be that they both contain organic matter.

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What's Worse Than Unripened Fruit? Crippling Depression.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will have her institutionalized as soon as they find her.

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There were 3 guys named Sean, Ryan, and Eye. They were best friends. However, things escalated when Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend and Ryan found out. Ryan felt he had to tell Sean that Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend. Ryan went up to Sean and said "Dude, Eye slept with your girlfriend!" Then Sean shot Ryan in the head before Ryan realized what he had said. Game Over

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knock knock hold on im takin a poop!

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what is fat, sweaty, and italian? Italians

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? Because he crossed the road

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What did the college student say after he failed his test? He didn't say anything, he was a mute.

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yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

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Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock

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Why does Reid always have a blank stare on his face? Because he is constantly searching for the answer as to why his sister was raped, stabbed, and burned alive all right in front of his face.

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Justin's humor

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What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

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Why did the Jew have very bad gas? He had very rough anal sex and air got stuck up his bum

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why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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