If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

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Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

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Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

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"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

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A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

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Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

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Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

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How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

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What color is red paint? Red

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Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

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What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

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shammmm is a lesbian.

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A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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whats a dick a dick

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Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

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why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

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No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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