- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

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