- Anti Joke

How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

What really puts a kick into both my life and the lives of others around me? My leg(s) of which recieves messages from a sophisticated bundle of "wires" in my cranium that enables it to act at all.

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How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

roses are red and violets are in fact violet

you know whats funny... nothing.

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

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who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

children burning

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.