What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

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How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

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Why did the car stop? The driver had a stroke

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

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Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

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Why is the chicken dead? It tried to cross the road.

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Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

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Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

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Once upon a time, a boy sat on a hedgehog. He abruptly stood up, as the spikes had caused him a certain amount of discomfort.

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knock knock who's there no one

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hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

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What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

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Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

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Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

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You see how lame this is?

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Why did the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

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Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

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Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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