what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

There's a car about to hit me.

What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

Moo! I'm a goat!

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

What is 1+1? It's 2!

Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

Tunechi

whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

Women's rights

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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