Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the gay guys house Knock knock Who is there The chicken!!!!!!

Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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