"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

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A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

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Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

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roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

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I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

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What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

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What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

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I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

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Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

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A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

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Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

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Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

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A young baby died.

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Why did the man die when he saw the light? It was a strobe light and he died from an epileptic seizure

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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A Jew, an atheist, and an Asian man walk into a bar. They all have a drink and then go home to their families

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

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A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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