What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

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Q: What do you call Justin Bieber with a penis? A: Darn good plastic surgery.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

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heyy emit chase wazzup

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A young blonde walks into a bar and orders a shot of tequila. After about a few minutes she spots this very ugly man with one leg. The man just so happens to sit right next to her and orders a drink. The man reeks of cockroaches and he looks like a homeless man that hasn't bathed in months. They never talk and the blonde goes home.

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Why did Sally flunk math? Because she didn't achieve the passing grade which is 60 percent or greater. She might need some tutoring in order to master the concept of the lessons to which she has difficulty solving.

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Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

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How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

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Why did the black man buy watermlons? Because a new local super market just opened and they were on sale.

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what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

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Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

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Why are black people so tall? Because their parents were

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

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its my money!, but i dont need it right away

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Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

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What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

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your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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