what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

im watching you..

Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

I'm a lion hear my threat **** you ***** and then go **** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

josh roberts got the d in geog

Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

[Insert dumb, last minute anti-joke here]

bacon

Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

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