Hello, nice to meet you.

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Wh did Steve Jobs invent the iPhone? Because he was smart.

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Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

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Why was the Mexican socially inept. Because he hadn't recieved a good education

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you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

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Why did the golfer wear two pair of trousers? Because he's a wanker

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A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

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Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

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Confucius say: Man who fart in church probably has a medical condition and should not be made fun of because that is cruel.

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What do you get when you cross sodium citrate, citric acid, benzyl alcohol, monoethanolamine, sodium benzoate, gylcol disterate, FD&C Yellow #5, ammonium lauryl sulfate, methylisothiazolinone, fragrances/perfumes, FD&C Blue #1, sodium chloride, zinc pyrithione, methylchloroisothiazolinone, ammonium xylenesulfonate, ammonium laureth sulfate, cetyl alcohol, cocamide, guar hydropropyltrimonium chloride, 1-Decene, homopolymer, hydrogenated, trimethylolpropane tricaprylate and water? Head & Shoulders Dandruff Shampoo for Fine-Oily Hair

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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We just got a letter We just got a letter We just got a letter I wonder who it's from Oh look, it's a letter from our friends If there is a place you got to go I am the one you need to know I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! If there is a place you got to get I can get you there I bet I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map!

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New groundbreaking research has just revealed today that a complex sentence can be used to manipulate the human mind, so in this sentence somewhere is a psychological amemphism that subconsciously hypnotises the mind into doing something within the next five seconds, and if you read this sentence over and over again, you might just spot it!

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Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

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roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

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Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

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God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

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There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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