Why does annie put 2 balls together? bacuse its makes a BUTT! oo

Roey Jegen

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

why was 6 afraid of 7?

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

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God

Q: what did the man say to the woman when he wanted her to leave? A: please leave

What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

Whats long and black? The unemployment line

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