How do you get a clown of a swing? Hit it with an ax.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

If you posten bout Kony I feel bad for you son. Cause ive snached 99 children and you pst saved none jesse

Ask if I'm a aardvark. Are you a aardvark? Yes.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

What do you call a dolphin that drives a Mercedes Benz? Nothing. Dolphins can't drive.

What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

Committing Suicide #YOLO

what do you call a black man drinking cool-aid? thirsty.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

Anti Joke

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