What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

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SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

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what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

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i have two hands.

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this girl died

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Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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A man walks into a bar. He sees two horses, and about 15 other men in there which seem to have their own ethnicity and religion preferences. About 20 people on the sidelines were on anti-joke.com, writing down these jokes. About two leave at the same time, noticing that there is a horse in the bar. The man goes outside. Five swingsets are right next to each other, and some kids with no arms or no legs cannot swing. They are also being called names. An old adult is climbing a telephone pole with a backpack full of bananas. Also, a boy drops his ice cream after getting hit by a bus. And at the same time, he notices that most of these are better than the holocaust. He thinks, "do I live in Crazytown?" Well, he does.

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When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ted. Come in.

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What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

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Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

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A horse dies and goes to heaven. He wonders why there aren't any atheists around.

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tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

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A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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How do you break up a fight between two blacks I have ADD and Im proud of it

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Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

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