The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Heavy rain came down and killed him.

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My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

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Yesterday I was walking my dog and while I was walking my dog, guess what happened? It got hit by a bus.

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Yo mama's so fat, that she's fat.

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What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

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Jesus steps out of a boat, and walks across the water to shore. He's such a show of. Only an attention whore would leave a boat and walk across water for no good reason.

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

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Guess what? The Game.

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Erectile Dysfunction.

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? because he is dead -Eden Hogg

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what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

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How do you get a boy out of bed, you cut off his fingers.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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If three men were rowing a rowboat backwards across your front lawn, and six of the four back wheels fell off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? 17 because footballs don't have feathers.

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what's worse than getting beaten by police? Getting beaten by Russian police

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-646-2835 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names travis

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why did the fat guy become fat ...COD..

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How do you get a black man to run? Ask him how his day has been, catch up on some memories of your time at school together, then challenge him to a foot race.

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Why is a chicken coupe, a coupe not a sedan? Because a sedan would have four doors.

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Nickleback walks into a bar..... There isn't a punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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Q. How do you get a dinosaur off a slide? A. You tell him he hasn't lived for billions of years.

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you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

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my gave me a game i said thank you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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