ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was something of interest on the other side.

Q: What is your favorite color? M: Blue

A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are simple-minded creatures and perhaps there was some source of food on the other side.

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic. And so am I!

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What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

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