- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't know what was a bigger disappointment, the series finale of "Lost" or--sorry I thought I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket.

What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

What's worse than eating brussel sprouts? Getting raped by a brussel sprout.

PEANIS!

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face

why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

I agree

"Hheheheh Hey Butthead"- "Were Gonna Score!"

Why does Santa Clause not have children? Because he only "comes" once a year

There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

Whats the next Line? YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH....

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

Knock Knock Who's There?? Its the police your family have died in a tragic road accident

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

A man walks into a bar, and spends all his money because he is an alchoholic.

A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

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