- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

a jew walks out of a furnace

Is this the Krusty Krab? Actually it is,how may i help you?

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is killing is family.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? A puppy, but it was left too long in a wrapped up box without air, it quickly suffocated and ruined the kids chirstmas.

Your friend says "Hi" What do you say back? You say "chunky salsa?" She said "what?" You think she knows you made out with her boyfriend last night. So... You blurt out " I'm SO sorry I made out with your boyfriend lastnight" Know.... Your dead meat.

Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

How to kill a mocking bird? Stab it

A jew, a catholic and a muslim walk into a bar. The catholic man dies of a massive heart attack and the other two men mourn their friend for weeks.

Religious fanatics: WE MUST NOT SIN! Jesus: And I died for their sins? They do not even try a bit of sex and rock and roll? Now that is a sin :( I died for nothing then :( Religious fanatics: Damn!

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

whats small and tickles? pubic lice

Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

THE GAME

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

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