- Anti Joke

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

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What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

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One night I went to this pub, they had a big jar full of $10 notes in top of the bar. I asked the bar tender what was that jar for and he told me that they have a donkey around back and if you make it laugh you win the jar. So i went around the back and i come back around 5 mins later and the donkey was laughing its head off. So i grabbed the jar and told the boys lets hit the clubs.Two weeks later i went to the same pub and they had another jar with $10 notesso i asked the bar tender what that jar was for and he goes to me "that donkey has been laughing ever since you left, now we want the donkey to cry" So I asked for a go and went around the back and when i come back the donkey was crying. as i went to go grab my jar but the bar tender stops and asks me how i did it. the first time i came i told the donkey i had a bigger dick then him.. the 2nd time i showed him.

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Why was Sally lying on the ground? Cause she was dead

What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.