If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

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"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

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What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

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There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

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what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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How does a printer work? You plug it in.

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ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

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An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

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What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

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wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

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What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

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Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

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ME NAME IS JEFF

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Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

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one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only A n a l because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

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Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

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How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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