- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who would win in a chess duel between Ender Wiggin and Artemis Fowl? Artemis Fowl will calculate the optimal path to move his pieces. Ender Wiggin will calculate the optimal path to kill the queen, so all the other pieces just sort of fall down.

What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

2 corpses are sitting on a bridge one fell down both are dead

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

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