- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

UNICORNZ R PURPUL

you are black i am black except for your big hairy ass

dyslexics of the world untie!

a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

I killed someone on minecraft.

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

xavier stop

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

What does Chuck Noris have under his beard? A chin

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

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