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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

What is worse than going to school without your homework? Going to school naked without your homework.

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

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Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

Why couldn't the black man swim. Because he had never been taught.

Fun Fact getting married to your first cousin is legal in CT... bet you thought there was joke coming right about now..........

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

Lillie: tell me three adjectives that would describe yourself. Ellie: pretty, smart, and funny. Lillie: if I were to analyze you...I would say you are pretty, smart, and funny.

What's the difference between a Mustang and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. wait wut are u a bitch Violet are not freakin blue its Purple

The big male boar went out the forest, saw a group of women and start to swank.

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications/programs, thus causing the game Jetman on Facebook to lag.

what did the cow say to the chicken Hey im ralston tyler

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