Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with men other than her husband.

a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

Your Mom The End.

Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "I am an undercover police office and you're under arrest for prostitution, ma'am."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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