Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

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Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

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how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

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Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

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why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

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"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

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Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

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what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

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Why did the Asian woman crash her car? She couldn't see through the slits she called eyes.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Roses are red

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