Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

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What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase as a chicken its intulect this very low so walking in the middle of the street was it's 1st instest. Ther'for it crossed the road and made it to the other side safe. Now please don't ask me a stupid question like that again.

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A polar bear walks into a bar, sits down, and says, "Can I have a.........................beer?" The bartender asks, "Why the large pause?" The bear responds, "I have a speech impediment"

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A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

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Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

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Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

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Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

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Wh did Steve Jobs invent the iPhone? Because he was smart.

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How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

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Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

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what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

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Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

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A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

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Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

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Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

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Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? A question and answering session of information used to test knowledge of a specific idea or person.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

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How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

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Abortion

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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