- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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women's rights

Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

What did Frankenstein say to Dracula? Hey, that's a nice cape.

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

A man throws a penny off of a cliff. He is now one cent poorer

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

Why is this funny? cause it is funny

Violets are blue, Roses are red. The sentence before was completely irrelevant, but I needed something to say before I tell you, Your family's been murdered by the KKK.

mark is religion

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I have five fingers, When will you put the ring on the one NEXT to the middle one? Never?! F you.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

How did the black man get put in jail? He didn't, he never did anything illegal

What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

AIDS

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

What is white and square? A ping pong block

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