knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Why did the man take a shower?, he didint smell so good...

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So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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My son won the lottery. I shot him so I could have the money.

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Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

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What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

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they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

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What's Terry short for? He's missing a leg.

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Yo mamma is so old that she died.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game and wanted to play along.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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Whats the difference between black and white. Nothing they're both colors.

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

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how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

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What walks on it's hands My uncle

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Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

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What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

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What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

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How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

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Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

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Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

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