Why did the car stop To buy drugs

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

Alchohol.

Why did the golfer wear two pair of trousers? Because he's a wanker

Hello, nice to meet you.

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

Why was the 45 year old man crying? He shit his pants.

Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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