What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

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Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

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I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

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What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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Jimmy was skipping in the park one day when a young boy stopped him. "Hello there, would you like to be friends? We can go behind the old oak tree and play soccer!" asked the boy. "Ok!" replied Jimmy, and they went off together to play. The so-called 'young boy' was actually a wanted midget rapist. Jimmy was brutally raped and filmed. The film was later uploaded onto the internet where it blew up in a matter of weeks. Jimmy had to move schools 6 times and had to go to counselling every week. He finds it hard making friends and later went on to become a heavy cocaine addict.

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Women's rights

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Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

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What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

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what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

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Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

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What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

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all these jokes suck ass

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What did the peanut say to the jelly

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

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Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

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How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

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Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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